Book type: Autobiographical Comedy
Summary: Tina Fey of SNL and 30 Rock fame, combines memoir/autobiography with ludicrous humor in Bossypants. She describes her childhood, growing up white, but not quite white; exotic, but not quiet exotic (her father being German/Scottish and her mother being Greek) and recounts how she got into theater with a children’s theater group and later joined The Second City, which launched her into improv, and then SNL, and then to being the vice presidential candidate for the US-of-A. No wait, she just played Sarah Palin on TV. You coulda fooled me! (And it did confuse some French journalists who thought her fake interview with “Katie Couric” (aka Amy Poehler) was the real thing. Now you might not expect a book like Bossypants, written by a comedy writer to contain very many valuable lessons for the rest of us. And you’re probably right, but I found a few.
Lessons:
- Remember the “Rule of Agreement.” This rule is a tenet of improvisation, namely that if someone preposes a scenario, you don’t just automatically shoot it down. As Fey explains, “Now, obviously in real life you’re not always going to agree with everything everyone says. But the Rule of Agreement reminds you to ‘respect what your partner has created’ and to at least start from an open-minded place. Start with a YES and see where that takes you” (65). Clearly it won’t always apply. Like if your roommate suggests that you two go as any of the top say, twenty results for “worst Halloween costumes ever” that pop up in a Google search. You should immediately say no.
Thought I was kidding? I don’t know how you’d pick which one takes the prize for worst costume. They’re all so…unsettling.
The point in all of this is to never go to a Halloween party–or worse, Trick-or-Treating with your kids–while wearing a vagina costume (or like my mom did one year when she wrapped herself in toilet paper, smeared peanut butter around her mouth and gleefully told anyone who asked what she was, “Well can’t you tell? I’m an asshole!” Way to go, Mom). The second point though, is to be open-minded and be willing to maybe say yes unless the situation requires a firm and immediate “NO” like any of these costumes would.
- Make statements. This is a big one I need to work on too, so maybe you and I can get together sometime and practice? Great, thanks. The point in this one is to “Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says ‘I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?’ Make statements, with your actions and your voice” (66). Making statements is all about confidence. In my opinion though, for what it’s worth, sometimes you should lay it all out there and sometimes, like when you’re talking to your boss about a delicate concern, you should tone it down a bit. It’s all a balancing act, and learning which situations require which mode of behavior can be difficult, which is why every workplace has at least one complete pushover and one who gets in trouble for being far too blunt. Or for wearing a mini skirt and a plunging neckline top to a quarterly meeting with the entire staff and the District Manager. Stay classy, former manager of mine.
- “Stick to simple pieces that flatter your body type” (85). Gentlemen: before you decide to skip this one because it’s clearly for the chicks, take your finger off the scrolly part of the mouse! This applies equally for men and for women, though admittedly men’s fashion doesn’t generally include as many options as women’s does. But still, do what you can. If you’re a woman and you’re 45 and you’ve got a lot of what Tracy Morgan would call “front meat,” maybe don’t wear that plunging neckline to the company meeting. Maybe don’t wear it at all. No one’s saying you have to wear only turtlenecks, but you can be fashionable and highlight your curves and trim legs without showing all of them to everyone. And for the guys: get clothes that fit you. Don’t run around in XL hoodies when you’re a Medium, and don’t wear the super skinny jeans if you’re not Italian, Spanish, or under 200 lbs. Sorry, that’s the limit people. Don’t blame me, blame your jeans. I mean, genes. And something we can all agree on for both men and women of all sizes: no one should ever wear these pants, if they can even be called pants.
Unless you want to be compared to a 93 year-old with a lumpy diaper or a Cabbage Patch doll. Then by all means…
- Never ask people about their reproductive plans. Tina’s Mom is right about this one, you really don’t know another person’s situation unless you’re really close to them (and even then maybe you should just hush). The main reason for this is that generally it’s none of your business. And I’d like to take this a step further: don’t lecture someone about what they should or should not do with their life, especially regarding having children. If someone brings up that they can’t wait to have kids, don’t be the ballbuster who says “Can’t wait?! HA! Having kids just ruins everything!” (and then starts listing all the things kids ruin). The only exception is if the person saying she can’t wait to have kids is a 14 year-old who’s dating a college kid who is about to take her to a frat party. Then please, for all our sakes, railroad that girl with your list. But back to my original point: this goes for people who tell you they don’t want to have kids as well. Don’t go into a speech on how children are the only things that truly give our lives meaning and blah blah blah. Smile and nod and go on thinking your life has meaning and the other person’s doesn’t. Just don’t say anything. Think about it: maybe Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife had hesitations before someone word vomited all over them about the miracle of having a child and they decided to go for it…and we all got stuck with Miley Cyrus. Maybe that person should’ve kept their mouth shut.
A final review/recommendation:
Bossypants is definitely funny and it reads very quickly, so if you like comedy or you like Tina Fey you should probably read it. If you read my first post ever on Mindy Kaling’s book Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me and decided to go out and read that book (and you liked it), you’ll most likely appreciate this one as well. I enjoyed the fact that Tina did have some real lessons or stories of difficulty she’s faced being a woman in comedy and being a working mom. She also had some good points about how other people don’t always just exist for our amusement, especially people we call our friends. She makes her statements without bashing the reader over the head with them, so if you’re leery about reading some feminist left-wing Sarah Palin basher’s book, you can calm down and still read it, it’s not that bad. Finally, while I read the book, my brother and sister-in-law have reportedly listened to the audiobook version four times or more and love it every time, so maybe you should check out that medium first.
Photo credits:
Book cover: http://thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/tgc/files/2011/07/Bossypants-Tina-Fey.jpg
Halloween costumes: my screenshot of Google search “worst Halloween costumes ever”
Justin “the Diaper” Bieber: http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01681/Justin-Bieber-620a_1681601a.jpg