Book type: History
Summary: Bill Bryson’s newest book One Summer: America 1927 is a wandering, yet structured, account of the major events of the summer of 1927 and of their impact on the wider world and on years–indeed, decades–to follow. Perhaps the best way to summarize the book is in Bryson’s own words, though if you know nothing about this period of American history, I suppose a spoiler alert for the following quote is necessary:
So it is perhaps worth pausing for a moment to remember just some of the things that happened that summer: Babe Ruth hit sixty home runs. The Federal Reserve made the mistake that precipitated the stock market crash. Al Capone enjoyed his last summer of eminence. The Jazz Singer was filmed. Television was created. Radio came of age. Sacco and Vanzetti were executed. President Coolidge chose not to run. Work began on Mount Rushmore. The Mississippi flooded as it never had before. A madman in Michigan blew up a school and killed forty-four people in the worst slaughter of children in American history. Henry Ford stopped making the Model T and promised to stop insulting Jews. And a kid from Minnesota flew across an ocean and captivated the planet in a way it had never been captivated before. Whatever else it was, it was one hell of a summer.
So now that we know what we’re dealing with, let’s see what we can learn from that momentous summer.
Lessons:
- You can change who you are, but you can’t change karma. Many of you may be thinking to yourselves, ‘Well I don’t believe in karma anyway, so this lesson is pointless,’ and I hear you. If you don’t believe in karma or fate, just read this story for the ouch factor. Let’s start off by stating for the record that Charles Lindbergh wasn’t Charles Lindbergh at all. His grandfather was an intense Swedish guy by the name of Ola Månsson who was a member of the Swedish parliament and had a wife and eight kids. That is until he took up with a young mistress, had a child out of wedlock (yep, Charlie’s dad was technically a bastard), was implicated in a loan scandal, and then fled Sweden for–of all places–rural Minnesota. When he got there he changed his name and thought everything was nice and settled. Then fate stepped in: “While working at a sawmill, he slipped and fell against the whirring blade, which tore through his upper body at the shoulder, creating a hole so large that his internal organs were exposed–one witness claimed he could see the poor man’s beating heart–and leaving his arm attached by just a few strands of glistening sinew” (40). Now, that being said, he did manage to get fixed up and live another thirty years. Maybe he had a lesson of his own to learn from the experience.
- Sometimes you need to be a Hoover. Obviously not a sucking, filthy vacuum cleaner, but like the president, Herbert. (I wonder if anyone ever called him Herbie?) The point being, Hoover was an expert at a couple things: “Two things accounted for Hoover’s glorious reputation: he executed his duties with tireless efficiency and dispatch, and he made sure that no one anywhere was ever unaware of his accomplishments” (55-56). This is easier said than done since wandering around work or school telling everyone how awesome you are rarely serves to convince people of your awesomeness.
Yeah, if you consider wearing that on a t-shirt, prepare to be punched in the face by those you encounter. What you can do, though, is make yourself useful to those around you, and more importantly, ask for favors. For some reason asking people to do you favors can make them like you more. More in fact, than if you had done the favor for them. So be like Hoover and do your duties efficiently and thoroughly, and convince people you’re awesome by asking for help and then thanking them profusely for it. - Don’t be a jerk and don’t wear a cowboy outfit if you’re not a cowboy (or a child). According to Bryson, Calvin Coolidge was one of our laziest presidents (195), and also one of the most un-empathetic. After the Mississippi River flooded in 1927, “He declined to visit the flooded areas. He declined to make any federal funds available or to call a special session of Congress. He declined to make a national radio broadcast appealing for private donations. He declined to provide the humorist Will Rogers with a message of hope and goodwill that he could read out as part of a national broadcast. He declined to supply twelve signed photographs to be auctioned off for the relief of flood victims” (61). Imagine what Kanye West could’ve said during a telethon about him. Also, he was a grown man who wore the outfit below as often as he possibly could. On a cooler note, he did have a pet raccoon named Rebecca that traveled with him, his family, and his two collies (174).
- No matter how rich and fancy some people are, they still wonder about the same shit we do. (Literally.) When Charles Lindbergh crossed the Atlantic non-stop all by himself in 1927 he was hailed as a hero by the French upon landing. He was mobbed by fans everywhere he went and everyone loved him, but he was pretty awkward and didn’t know how to handle all the attention he got. At one point he traveled over to merry old England and got to meet with none other than the King himself, who was perplexed about some elements of Lindbergh’s journey and was determined to find answers to his questions.
…The king famously startled Lindbergh by asking him how he had peed during the flight. Lindbergh explained, a touch awkwardly, that he had brought along a pail for the purpose. The king, not to be deflected from a full understanding of this aspect of his flight, asked how many times Lindbergh had employed it. Coming from the family he did, Lindbergh may never before in his life have discussed his evacuations with anyone, and now here he was doing it with the king of England (103).
Maybe Alan Bennett should make another installment to The Uncommon Reader titled The Uncommon Evacuator, featuring His Majesty, King George V. (On a side note, if you’re curious about who else from the British Isles was interested–albeit in a sexual way–about bodily functions, look no further than James Joyce.)
- Freedom fries weren’t the first time Americans embarrassingly renamed foreign foods. After the sinking of the RMS Lusitania in 1915 by German forces, Americans were so pissed that they took it out on German foods (and people, too): “Restaurants stopped serving German food or gave it non-German names: sauerkraut famously became liberty cabbage” (165). I’m sure folks were lining up around the block to get some good old liberty cabbage for their sandwiches, because…’merica.
- Possibly the worst athlete name in history was a player for the Yankees in the ’20s named Urban Shocker.
- Be afraid of the American government. We’ve all heard about how the websites we frequent and our phone calls and emails–not to mention our body scans at airports–are probably being wanked to by some creepy pervert in a government office somewhere, but if you think that’s bad, you don’t know the half of it. You probably know about the internment camps for Japanese-Americans during World War II and all the terrible things that American Indians were put through by the U.S. government, not to mention slavery. But did you know the government poisoned people intentionally during Prohibition? “…Because Prohibition wasn’t working very well…Wheeler and his supporters insisted that the government poison industrial alcohol. Other denaturants such as soap or detergents would have worked just as well at making drinks unpalatable, but hard-core drys weren’t satisfied with that. Wheeler sincerely believed that people who drank poisoned alcohol got what they deserved. It was, in his view, ‘deliberate suicide'” (173). We’re not talking about the government glossing over how bad pesticides on your fruit might be, we’re talking about the government deliberately killing people for wanting a drink. Oh, and this: “At the peak of the [eugenics] movement in the 1930s, some thirty states had sterilization laws, though only Virginia and California made wide use of them. It is perhaps worth noting that sterilization laws remain on the books in twenty states today” (370). It would be a bad enough breach of freedom if they sterilized people like Charles Manson, but the government sterilized people they thought were just dumb. In fact, IQ tests were created to determine how dumb someone was, not how smart (368). And in twenty states, this could theoretically still happen. Where’s the MoveOn.org petition for that?
A final review/recommendation:
I haven’t met a Bill Bryson book I didn’t like yet. Granted, I haven’t read all of his books at this point (he has a lot), but I have read several, and his writing style is always clean and composed, witty and engaging. If you like reading non-fiction full of random trivia (like the fact that a New York Times reporter once witnessed President Warren G. Harding get up in the middle of a conversation and pee into a White House fireplace [190]), then you will love Bill Bryson and this book. He is an excellent writer and One Summer proves this yet again. If you’re interested in checking him out, but aren’t sure if U.S. history in 1927 is your cup of tea, he has books on the history of the universe and the history of the home as well as several travel memoirs, among other topics. Happy reading!
Photo credits:
Book cover: http://img2.imagesbn.com/p/9780385537827_p0_v3_s260x420.JPG
Being Awesome: http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-cause-i-m-awesome-3.png
Cowboy Cal: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/5/152815.jpg?v=1
The Shocker: http://www.stevesteinberg.net/photos/personalities_UrbanShocker1.jpg